Pops in Seoul taped their 1000th episode here in Manila and held a fan meeting/mini-concert at the Film Center with VJ Isak and Evan of Click-B. I, too, went of course but if you expect a fan account here which include spazzing like "0mFG!! 3VAn OpP4 wAs $H00ooo H0t uGh UgH! i W4NtEd 2 s3X hIm UP!!!1!1 $aRAnGhaEy0!!!!!1!!1evelen!!" or "DbSK HWa1TiNG 4evVVah!!" then you've come to the wrong place. I'm not 16 anymore, sorreh. AND IT WASN'T NINO ANYWAYZZZZ.

However, I'm here to tell you that I was asked to do an impromptu dance with 2 kids up on the stage. By impromptu, I mean I didn't know what song we were supposed to dance to, albeit I was prepared to pwn them with my "tell me" moves. So when it was my turn already, that's what I did. And yey for technology and digicams and broadband for fancams.


(our part starts at 3:00 to about 6:00. vid courtesy of carlopogii.)
I was in yellow/blue. Lulz for me being old and trying to look pop and cute. (That's what I wear for work, shuddup. I have a cool boss.) As of this writing, there are about 3-4 other fancams out there of this perf. ILULZ.

HELLOEZ, PEOPLEZ!! Oh my gawd, LJ  I missed you!!

It's been... forever since I last posted here so I apologize for neglecting y'all! How's everything doing? Fine, I hope. :D I bet you already know the reason why I don't update here anymore - FUNNYSEXY.PH Yup, RL entries, over there, hun. (albeit you can still find Nino's name all over the blog. I'm still marrying that bastard).

Anywayz, I just turned 23 (boooooooo) and so I cut my hair short to give the world both my middle fingers. XD I actually wanted to dye it blond but since my damaged hair is such a failure, all the stylists I've consulted refused to bleach it. Lest I want yellow pubic hair on my head, which obviously, I don't want.

Presenting... my "Coming Out hair"!

at a Coke Zero event. ;)

I know I haven't really posted anything of substance here in a while so I think it's but apt to make a random comeback post with something that involves a Super Junior. But before JE elitists start shitting in their pants, lemme state that I'm STILL MARRYING NINO and you can't do anything about it. And no, I'm not a fan of SUJU though I know who they are (like yeah, their names and all sans the new Chinese members). I, however, think that Hee Chul pwnz asses AND NOT COZ HE'S SUCH A GIRL but coz I see myself in him so much. Watch him as his normal self and you'd get a pretty good idea of how I am in person - tactless, always on crack, ghei and bad-tempered. LOL. But that's for another entry.

Anyway, I hosted the Casseopia Philippines mini-event a week ago and was basically named the "Teuky Girl" for according to the kids, I, Kring, apparently look like SuJu's Gackt-impersonating, high-heels-wearing leader, Lee Teuk.

For all of you who probably thought I've long died and perhaps rejoicing over the idea, I'm sorry to disappoint you. I'm all alive and well and basically pwning the faces of people around me. LOL. SO HOW ISH EVERYBODIES????? Yanno, over the holy week, I've been watching youtube videos of random cracktards and can't help but feel but that I'm not the fangirl that I once was. No srs, I felt really really bad about it.

But there will come a point in a person's life when she'd realize that she wants to be at the other side of the glass. Be fangirl-ed herself, if you may. Or maybe I've been eating a tad too much tamilok to be thinking that. Hahahaha. But really, I've missed you all. Just in case you wanna know how I've been doing lately, here's a Funny+Sexy bidjo of me and my friends taking over Palawan and bescailly being overall awesome.

ILOVEYOU!!

click here for porn

ps: I might go to Singapore in two months (please notice the emphasis). Anybody care to meet up just in case?

“Don’t you have any suitors or a boyfriend, maybe?”, randomly asked my dad as he was driving me to the MRT station a few days ago. I nearly accidentally stabbed my eye with my mascara brush and to say that I was taken aback by his statement is an understatement.

I’m pretty close with my parents and we do talk a lot but topics like their sex life and my issues with love remain to be undiscussed (thank gawd). So yeah, I basically just answered him with a flamboyant “OMG NO I HAVE NONE KTHNXBI!”

“Why?”

I did see a hint of repressed chuckle when he said that.

“I don’t know why! You ask them guys, not me!”

“Naku anak, you’re not getting any younger ha…”

I swear to the heavens that I flipped and flailed inside the car and even did triple cartwheels with a split at the end. I could not believe my ears! Did my dad just insinuate that I start copulating having relationships with people or the hour glass would die on me?

HURR HURR HURR!!!

To celebrate Velentine’s Day, FunnySexy and The Noisy Man decided to do a collab and go all apeshit emo about love.It is based on Ade’s brilliant quote and just so you don’t get confused, the pink pragraphs are mine and his are blue. Totally gay, I know. Enjoy it, folks and even if it’s as long as my thesis paper!

Broccoli of Dating
by Kring Elenzano and Ade Magnaye
February 14, 2008 (c)

“We are the broccoli of dating. We’re good for people, they just don’t want us.”

I’ve been single for the past 22 years and I think I’ve somehow flaunted that fact like a tiara on my head. To me, NBSB = high standards. Not. In reality, I’ve cried a little too much thinking that maybe, just maybe, I’m not good enough. You see, guys only started asking me out last year. Hell, I had my first real kiss just before the 2007 elections and I have never received a love letter in my life. Not even anything that says “I crush you. Pautang naman ng pamasahe…” (I have a crush on you. Can I borrow fare money?)

You aren't gonna ve his las, his first nor his only. He loved before, he will love again. But if he loves you now, what else matters? He's not perfect, you're not either. If he can make you laugh and admits to beinghuman and making mistakes, be with him. He's not gonna be thinking of you every moment of the day, but he will give you a part that he knows you can break- his HEART. Sodon't hurt him, don't changehim, don't analyze and don't expect more than what he can give. Smile when he makes you mappy 'coz perfect guys don't exist.

A pre-Valentine message for everyone. You are truly missed. ;) 

Finally. A third video. Please enjoy it ‘coz I swear I have no idea when the next one will be. Anyway, for this installment, someone actually acted with me. And he’s a superstar, that Jeff guy. He actually had a big role in a rather short-lived reality-sitcomish TV show. Please enjoy AND SUBSCRIBE TO MY VIDEOS ON YOUTUBE!!!

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I believe I should start this entry with an apology. Sorry sorry sorry for not updating for the last… uhh… 3 weeks (for Lj, it's been ages, gomenasai). At first I just didn’t have anything to write about I was too lazy to post shuddup and when inspiration finally struck, my internet at home died on me. Hence, no entries on Christmas day and no online greetings for my fellow bloggers (and flisters ILUIRD) and 3 precious readers.

“Boohoo. Excuses, excuses! Kring, you suck!! *kicks*”, you are probably thinking to yourself right now, and guess what, I’m with you on that.

So anyway, 2007’s about to bid us farewell and we all know what that calls for… Yup! The Obligatory Year-End Post of Pwnage! This year had been more than amazing. I experienced so many firsts that it felt like I went through a series of rites of passage, as if I got circumcised over and over again (not like I actually know how it feels. I’ve already denied the existence of my penis).

OMGWATKRING'SPREGGERZ??!?!